JuiceBox Jungle - Kids. Chaos. Survival.

You're at a playdate and your toddler hits the other child for the second time. Do you:

A. Immediately end the playdate to send a clear signal

B. Continue sipping your wine after a scolding

Would you rather have to help your kid poop in a public Port-A-Potty or sit through a 30-minute Time Share presentation?

A. Port-A-Potty

B. Prezo

Homework is optional in Kindergarten. Does that mean:

A. It's Optional

B. You'll make damn sure it's done and done well!

Cloth diapers:

A. The way to go

B. Way too much of a hassle

Your child insists on picking his own outfits for school. They are clean but don't necessarily match. They may look somewhat like a clown. Do you:

A. Make him wear something "appropriate"

B. Let him dress that way

You tell your kid to sit down at the dinner table. She doesn't, and she ends up knocking over her milk. Do you:

A. Have her help clean it up

B. Clean it up yourself while saying "I told you not to do that"

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